Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Fall shopping has already begun in San Francisco.


Fall fashion shopping list:
  1. Cosmetics.
  2. Philips bikini shaver for the Jimmy Choo Resort Collection 2011.
  3. Sufficient stuff to support our charges in their further charging of their own privy accounts!
  4. Sufficient solar & current fashionista exposure to foster our naturally sunny disposition and impeccable taste from Our Mother Khun Sirikit, who defines Thai Style
  5. Sufficient eye candy not to give notice at work.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

What is a lie? What is a trvth?


Oh, the wisdom of trvth!

  1. You have to recognize when someone is lying to you, including you lying to yourself.
  2. A lie is basically a non-negotiable check (if you're observant, the check usually says, NON-NEGOTIABLE). What lie you are told depends on what the liar wants from you at the time.
  3. You have to say to the liar, "That is true, and sounds right, but that still doesn't make me give you what you want from me, because you haven't earned what I have, and you have enough, so why do you want money from me? Or, "Shut up, Larry, and go get a wife!"
  4. "Follow your dreams, because they sure as hell won't follow you!" -- Richard Lewis, American Comedian.
  5. A good formal education is not replaced by life experience, is not superseded by life experience, nor is life experience incomparable to a formal education.
  6. A formal education just teaches you: 1) How to learn, and 2) that you can learn by yourself what you think is spoon-fed to other people, and 3) Pink Floyd's "The Wall" tells you that you should get a formal education early, because a formal education warps your brain and trains your mind to focus like a machine on activities that may or may not be appropriate once you have had the life experience that tells you which activities you should focus your mind on.
  7. People with extensive business and professional experience, it shows, but in ways that you may not think or know.
  8. A management consultant manages your expectations but delivers more in business than his client expects.
  9. That you are there for your friends and colleagues and clients throughout their life is a fiduciary responsibility of change management consulting.
Mary knows these tenets from business school, where they studied Harvard Business School cases, and from formal company training and professional practice at PriceWaterhouseCoopers, KPMG Peat Marwick, Pacific Bell, Pacific Gas & Electric, Charles Schwab & Co., Oracle Corporation, Clarify, Inc., and Sybase, Inc., where she was a change management consultant in high technology.

    That we have to have this chair in our offices to spare our backs from computer work is really, really good!

    We had these chairs at ISL Consulting, all of us, and made for a great team with no back problems! My colleague at Epicentric, Inc. had to buy her own. They cost much less than they used to when they were first available on the market as task chairs.

    We in San Francisco take our food seriously so we don't die of 1) E. Coli poisoning, and 2) a bad diet consisting of saturated fat, food additives and artificial food coloring, and preservatives (in other words, multisyllabic words for food that we can't pronounce and don't now the definition for unless we consult a chemical compound dictionary, or our Dad, the UIUC Chemistry Professor.)

    HRH Mary Wales Windsor, or HRH Princess Vimonrudi Aduladej, in Burberry, Summer 2007 at a San Francisco cheese expert's demonstration in the Bloomingdale's Kitchen, concourse level of the Westfield San Francisco Centre


    A foodie is one who is: 1) educated about the source(s) of food, how it's made, if it's economically and environmentally sustainable and fair trade to its producers, and 2) if the food is healthy for the consumer as well as the consumed, and 3) whether it tastes good and is the "best of breed or brand" for the food, in other words, is this the best, healthiest, and most delicious food, and also authentic that we can find, and is this food fun for me to eat, or am I just hungry and any acceptable food for my mindfulness and health in the long run will do?

    Mum told me from the womb that there'd be days like these!

    Occasionally, I'm sporty. The rest of time time, I just don't care, and you don't even know it!

    Some of my friends need to take a chill pill. I call it "Midil IV for guys and gals!" Mum and I have been through these before and have kept our men in our midst, thank you! Who's to say is the crazier Bitch than the two of us?

    I think that HRH King George VII looks good in His polo outfit, and also his Scottish Highlands one, which He is glad to demonstrate to me! (That is the English man's way of flirting with his Welsh homemaker.)

    Friday, August 19, 2011

    Mary Windsor in Le Métier de Beauté in San Francisco.


    Mary tried this makeup today at Nordstrom and likes it for its hypoallergenic and anti-aging properties. Queen Vimonrudi apologizes to the love of her life, Britain's King George VII, for the thumb on the both pictures of the makeup artist while she was taking Mary's picture.

    Queen Vimonrudi of Thailand I is also the Queen of England, Queen Consort to King George VII of the United Kingdom, Charles, the former Prince of Wales.

    Queen Vimonrudi is a matriculated and trained world-class computer engineer and business administrator. She advises change management consulting partnerships such as PriceWaterhouseCoopers on acquiring new clients and adjudicating existing tax technology cases. She has made great contributions to the world of modern computer technology and is also a special adviser to HM King George VII of the United Kingdom on the goal of His Prince's Trust Non-profit Foundation: effecting the common wealth of man. She is also King George VII's wife, and strides to make Him the happiest and most effective world leader [than He can be, every day of her life as his one and only wifey to the horsey faced and ribaldry handsome Best Dressed Man in the World] King George VII of the United Kingdom.

    Thursday, August 18, 2011

    A COMMUNIQUE TO KING GEORGE VII OF ENGLAND FROM HIS ROYAL CONSORT QUEEN MARY OF ENGLAND

    TO THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE: My hubby, horsey faced ribaldry handsome King George VII ascending to the throne of England!
    From your wifey Mary, how I miss you, Gams! WOO HOO! XOXO! ;)















    Sorry this picture is faded, GAMS, but the past glory of my male genetic clone, the Egyptian King Ramses II of prehistory is pale in comparison to the sunlight of your royal shining eyes and your royal British effects of the happy, prosperous years to come of your long, glorious reign! LONG LIVE THE KING! ;)

    Queen Vimonrudi is also Queen Consort to King George VII, formerly known as Charles, Prince of Wales.

    enfer sanglant j'épouserai mon prince!

    In San Francisco, Queen Vimonrudi of Thailand, Mary Windsor, reacts to the news from Buckingham Palace that she is now Queen Mary, Queen consort to her husband, King George VII of the United Kingdom.


    Prince Charles of Wales, the former Prince of Wales, is now King George VII, by royal decree, and Queen Elizabeth's abdication of the throne of England passed by both houses, The House of Lords and The House of Commons, of the British Parliament last week while the English royal family was abroad in the United States of America during a Constitutional Crisis in which the British Parliament questioned the Queen's failing fitness for duty due to her advancing age and her formal educational credentials to handle an increasingly complex and dangerous world economy. Charles has a post-baccalaureate degree from Cambridge University in England, training as a Royal Air Force Academy pilot and physician, experience as a United Nations Delegate, and advocacy for human rights under the auspices of The Prince's Trust, of which he was President and Chief Executive Officer. The Prince's Trust is a non-profit foundation for the advancement of humankind on our earth as we know it.

    Tuesday, August 16, 2011

    The Queen of Thailand Today

    His Royal Highness King Bhumibol Aduladej and Her Royal Highness Queen Sirikit Aduladej, 1949.
    Her Royal Highness Queen Vimonrudi of Thailand, Vimonrudi Aduladej, Age 47, b. 3/22/1964 Srirach Hospital in Bangkok, Thailand, to Bhumibol Aduladej, King Bhumibol I, King of Thailand and Sirikit Aduladej, Queen Sirikit, Queen of Thailand.








    King George VII is also known as Charles Philip Arthur George Mountbatten-Windsor in England, and King George of Thailand, royal consort to Queen Vimonrudi of Thailand.

    The Princess of Wales has made San Francisco her current home base since 1993.

    Before staying in San Francisco at the Rincon Towers apartments, she lived in the Presidential Towers apartment complex and worked in Chicago as an Associate for the Price WaterhouseCoopers Tax Technology Group from 1990-1993.

    Vimonrudi Aduladej's temporarily resides in Rincon Towers Apartments in San Francisco.

    As a Thai Princess, Queen Vimonrudi resided at Presidential Towers Apartments in Chicago from 1990-1993 while she was an Associate at the PriceWaterhouseCoopers Tax Technology Group and she also briefly worked as a Programmer Analyst at the Strategic Information Systems Group of The First National Bank of Chicago.

    Her Royal Highness Queen Vimonrudi I, the Sovereign Ruler of Thailand, is on summer break in San Francisco. She is heading over to Asia to be with her Thai Royal family, on tour, and to Europe to live with her husband, King George VII.

    As a part-time fashionista and interior decorator, Queen Vimonrudi enjoys window shopping throughout her travels in the world. Her favourite shopping malls are the Siam Paragon Mall in Bangkok, The Westfield San Francisco Centre, and the Costa Mesa Shopping Center in Orange County, California.